SO I DISCOVERED THAT GOOGLE THINKS I'M A RODEO RIDER. That was funny. But while this blog remains the first result of a Google search for "matt whitman", this disturbing and unfunny page is the top result for "matthew whitman."

Um, just to be clear, that's not me. I am neither a rapist of virgins, nor a drug addict, nor dead. And that's not a picture of me. Golly.
- posted by thegusdad @ 7/16/2004 10:52:00 AM